Conversations with my Kids: Cursing on a Sunday Morning

shutterstock_221480488

{November 2011, driving to Grandma’s house}

Son (who was 5 at the time): “There’s a damn leaf on the windshield!”

Me: “Whoa! You can’t say that word. That’s a bad word.”

Son: “But what about the water dam we just passed?”

Me: “Well, a water dam is something different. Saying ‘water dam’ is ok.”

Son: “Oh. Then there’s a water dam leaf on the windshield!”

 

…Fast forward 4-and-a-half years…

 

{Today, driving to Grandma’s house}

Son (now 9): “Hey Mom, remember that time I said there was a water dam leaf on the windshield?”

Me: “Yeah, that was pretty funny.”

Son: “Hahaha!”

Me: “Hahaha!”

Daughter (now 5): “Haha- Wait, is he saying a bad word?”

Me: “Not really. When he was little he got the bad word confused with the water dam we always see on our way to Grandma’s house. It was just funny the way he said it.”

Son: “Yeah, like right now I see a couple water dam bird poop spots on the windshield!”

Me: “Haha, ok but-”

Daughter: “So you mean I can say ‘damn’ as long as I say ‘water’ in front of it?”

Me: “No, that’s not-”

Daughter: “I mean ‘damn’ like, ‘darn it’ or ‘dang it’. Like, ‘DAMN!’ Can I say ‘WATER DAM!’ and that’s ok?”

Me: “No! I mean you should only say it if you’re talking about an actual water dam.”

Son: “Yeah, you can say ‘water dam’ if you’re talking about a water dam, but you can’t say ‘WATER DAMN!’ like you’re saying ‘damn’ because that’s the bad word kind of damn.”

Me: “Right, but-”

Daughter: “Like can I say ‘Water dam it!’ if I’m mad about something?”

Son: “Only if you’re mad about an actual water dam.”

Me: “Guys, I don’t think-”

Daughter: “Ok, what if I’m talking about an actual water dam but I put another water dam in front of it like ‘That’s a WATER DAM water dam!’ That way I’m not saying the bad word damn, I’m just talking about the water dam.”

Me: …

Daughter: “Would that be ok?”

Me: “… Sure.”

Comments are closed here.