Funny Parents of Twitter Talk Kid Sports, Camp and Activities

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1. This is why I send my kids to tee ball with walkie talkies.

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2. Ugh. Parents today are so picky about coaches.

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3. An app that syncs up crappy weather with soccer practice…get on that, Apple!

 

4. You can actually pay money to listen to your kids whine. Fun!

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5. Five year olds should just be in charge of naming everyone and everything. The world would be a better place.

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6. Seriously? We BOTH have to go? This house is a prison.

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7. American Idol has been moved from FOX to the soccer field.
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8. EXCUSE ME MR. ROAD CONSTRUCTION GUY BUT MY 8 MONTH OLD IS LATE FOR A SWIM CLASS! Actually. You know what? Take your time…

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9. Because. You know. It’s Tee Ball. And they’re. You know. Five.

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10. Hey, sorry about the jar hands, girls lol #pinterestfail. Now get out on the field and shatter some ass!
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11. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE TISSUE, KID! WAIT! NO! EW! EW! KEEP YOUR NOSE ON THE TISSUE!

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12. *Ref cancels game so we can drink wine and dish about which season Tom’s eyes looked the dreamiest*

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13. Pro Tip: If you bring a cooler of mimosas to a 7 AM game, everyone wins.

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14. Piano recitals need at least one fight scene to be tolerable. A plane crash. Car chase. Give us something.

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15. Children are precious.

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16. Never show them you’ve let yourself go. Let the dusty old trophies speak for themselves.Screen Shot 2016-05-09 at 12.44.16 AM

17. “…Because in the end, the snacks are all that matters.” -Ghandi. Wait. That might not be right. Does that sound right?

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