Tag Archive: beer

posted a blog on April 11, 2016
Mother Maleficent’s 21 ways to get back to sanity: Watering the lawn while drinking a can of beer, and other research-driven methods

I just finished watering the bushes in our yard with a garden hose, holding a beer. I was wearing a sports bra and Umbros. Yep, I still have Umbros. I may have been muttering to myself and making overly-dramatic facial expressions, which only heightens the kind of woman I might have appeared to be. Furthermore,...