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Blog Posted by Ailish Delaney of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

(Hangry = being angry because you’re hungry) So a few months ago I decided to go on a diet. Oops,...

Blog Posted by Melissa Jacobowitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

On some random Saturday when we were young, my sister and I were chowing down on some Pringles. My one-of-a-kind grandfather...

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Blog Posted by fiona trafton of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Feminism — Stop the Pettiness

We are living in a world where inequality between the sexes is omnipresent. A man who was caught on tape...

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Blog Posted by Michael Badger of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

LASAGNA SANDWICHES A Food Tell All

Becoming a stay-at-home dad wasn’t something I had planned, it just sort of happened. When my wife and I decided...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Jacobowitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Politics Can Learn a Thing or Two from Little League

My son’s little league career ended this spring….it’s quite alright….no big drama. He simply aged out of the program and doesn’t...

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Blog Posted by Beth Segaloff of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

A Different Type Of ReUnion

Over the last few years, I have begun healing from many stories in my past that have kept me from...

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Blog Posted by jennifer hurvitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Sugar Free: Truths about Divorce

I just read the sweetest little article about divorce! It was really so sweet. It talked about how your children will...

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Blog Posted by jennifer hurvitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

How to KEEP your Man

We bitch. We complain. We yap, whine…and crab. Yet, we expect our men to just hang around? Omg, ladies! What...

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Blog Posted by Ailish Delaney of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Do Women Just Want to be Rescued?

Now, before anyone bites my head off, this is a line from Sex and the City – I was watching...

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Blog Posted by Heather Burnett of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

“Revenge Is Mine!” Said the Mother of a Suburban Teenager

There is one individual that can make me the happiest person on the planet only to turn me into a...

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Blog Posted by Erin Mantz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Patient Failing Miserably

“Patient failing miserably!” My sixth-grader mistakenly saw this written on his chart at the orthodontist and was annoyed. I actually was,...

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Blog Posted by Kathryn Reay of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

The Part-Time Stepmum

On one of my early dates with my now husband I remember him talking about how some of his friends...

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Blog Posted by Jill Wexler of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Inner Beauty or Outer Shell

Normally when I have a life crisis, my Inner Bitch is there to set me straight. You know damned well...

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Blog Posted by Kristin Mccarthy of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

I Nama-stopped: Failure To Find My Zen

Before the twins were born I spent a lot of days at the yoga studio trying clear my mind, center...

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Blog Posted by Patricia Wood of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

5 Ways Being A Mom Makes Me A Bad-Ass Super Villain

Becoming a mom is truly a magical experience, unrivaled by any other. However, it isn’t all fairytales and princesses. Throughout...

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Blog Posted by Karen Meister of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

I Jumped The Fence

I admit it. I took the candy. And at 9 years old, I felt so guilty that under the cloak...

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Blog Posted by Amber of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Leo DiCaprio and My Embarrassing Interactions With My Kids’ Fave Celeb

Both my boys are huge fans of Leonardo Di Caprio. My oldest loves the movie Titanic, and my youngest takes...

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Blog Posted by Kristin Mccarthy of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

How To Revamp Your Child’s Playhouse (and Totally Lose Your Shit) In Ten Easy Steps

God Lord Almighty why oh why do I do this to myself! Two days ago the girls and I decided...

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Blog Posted by Amber of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Chances Are Your Intuition is Right

A few years ago, I read a really fascinating book called Blink by Malcolm Gladwell. It’s book about the science...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Jacobowitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Old Wives Tales

There’s often a village of humans helping us find our way in this crazy world, especially as we’re growing up....

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Blog Posted by Sheila Qualls of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

A Letter Every Mom Should Read

Dear Sons, I fear I’ve failed you by teaching you skin color doesn’t matter … when clearly it does. Maybe I...

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Blog Posted by Jill Wexler of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

It’s About Hearts, Not Parts

I’m writing this on the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub massacre. And my heart is breaking again. A while back,...

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Blog Posted by Jill Wexler of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Hello Creativity My Old Friend

I used to be a crafty, creative person. Decades before Pinterest existed, I fucking was the Pinterest. I used to...

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Blog Posted by Sherene Buffa of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

When Your OB Gives Bad Advice

I could barely breathe. I remember coughing so much I thought I would cough the baby right out of my...

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Blog Posted by Rebecca Mcdonald of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Am I Still Her Mother?

Experience has taught me that not all things can be repaired or extinguished from our memories. When I was 18...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Fitzgerald - Liceaga of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

He took the cow, Melissa. He took the cow.

We lost my father-in-law this month. A man of 80 years whom I knew for 19 of those thru dating...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Jacobowitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Closet PTA Mom

As I’m desperately working to finalize the yearbook for my daughter’s elementary school, I keep thinking…WHY did I raise my hand...

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Blog Posted by Sutheavi of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

21 Day Self-Care Challange

On May 1st, I decided to challenge myself along with a handful of ladies to a 21-day self care challenge...

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Blog Posted by fiona trafton of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Is There Such A Thing As The Sisterhood?

“Sisterhood”. Guilty as charged, I have used an abstract concept — a term that is used so frequently to try to...

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Blog Posted by marisa svalstedt of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

What’s in a Name? The Name Change Debate

On our weekly trip to the trampoline park I bring my daughter to the front desk to sign in. “What...

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Blog Posted by Heather Burnett of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

How I Humiliated Myself on Mother’s Day (The Mother of Freudian Slips)

I can see into the future. I can see all the way to Sunday when you will be let down...

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Blog Posted by Rebecca Mcdonald of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

The New (and Maybe Not So Improved) Tuesdays

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So I’m not so sure about Tuesday’s anymore. I work four ten hour shifts and Tuesday is my day off....

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Blog Posted by Karen Meister of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

This is a Test – This is Only a Test

Wednesday morning, I get a terrified plea from my 60+ year old long distance boyfriend. “I am in a lot...

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Blog Posted by jennifer hurvitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

One Reason Why Not

I was bullied. Not gonna lie. In fact, I was sexually assaulted. Yup. I was teased, too. And emotionally abused...

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Blog Posted by Patricia Wood of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Their Tiny Two-Cents Worth

Maybe I’m crazy, or maybe I’m just a mom of toddlers. Maybe this doesn’t happen for all moms, but there...

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Blog Posted by Jill Wexler of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Please Forgive My 3rd Child for…Being a 3rd Child

There are three guarantees in the parenting world. You were a better parent before you had kids. You will judge,...

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Blog Posted by jennifer hurvitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

I’m In Love with my Ex Husband

Got your attention, right? Clearly, I have some explaining to do. After being divorced for almost four years, how can...

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Blog Posted by Erica of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

The C Word

Emotional conflict is a terrible feeling. Two voices battling – feeling neither here nor there you know you have...

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Blog Posted by Heather Burnett of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Why Your Sanity Is At Stake At A Dance Competition

On any given Sunday in April, while you’re tending your garden or perhaps strolling through the park, hundreds of mothers...

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Blog Posted by lisa pomerantzster of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Turns out I’m insanely Jealous

This Yiddisheh mama has a major confession to make. I’ve been holding this one in, so bear with me. It...

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Blog Posted by Sherene Buffa of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Raising Your Kids with a Religious Foundation but Not a Specific Religion

I attended a private Catholic school when I was a young child, but only until the 3rd grade because my...

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Blog Posted by Patricia Wood of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Motherhood Scares the Shit Out of Me!

“Hey Nana,” I answered the phone, awaiting the latest update. “Well, they think they found him. His body hasn’t been...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Jacobowitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

That Time I Disappointed My Daughter

One recent Wednesday afternoon my 3rd grade daughter – I’ll just call her M – came off the bus visibly upset....

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Blog Posted by Sheila Qualls of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Rude People Suck

Rude people are the reason the pick-up-your-dog-poop sign industry exists. Rude people SUCK! They mess up it up for everyone....

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Blog Posted by Andra Maverick of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Always Being On the Outside SUCKS

Always Being On the Outside SUCKS. I attended my weekly yoga class and at the end of the hour,...

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Blog Posted by Melissa Fitzgerald - Liceaga of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

My Kids Are On An Express Train and I’m Holding Onto The Caboose

It is an intense feeling I had no idea existed. Or why. Buried deep and unearthed only when I realized...

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Blog Posted by marisa svalstedt of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Just When You Think You’re Alone

I’ve just stripped down to my birthday suit and the steaming, inviting shower is ready and waiting for my grand...

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Blog Posted by Amber of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

How Can We Make Our Weekends Feel More Like Vacation?

Photo Credit: Amber French from recent vaca

Recently, my husband and I returned from a very relaxing, lazy, wonderful beach vacation. We decided a few months back it was...

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Blog Posted by Amber of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Funny Fights: Coins, Ants, Couches, & A Wedding Dress

When I think back on the hilariously ridiculous fights that my husband and I used to have prior to kids...

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Blog Posted by jennifer hurvitz of Suburban Misfit Mom on October 16, 2017

Princess or Pornstar?

Read at your own risk. This will be “R” rated. You should either shut this shit down now, or hang...

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