Carol Nissenbaum is a married mom of two and wife of one. She is a freelance editor and writer with a very dry and wry sense of humor. Her son refers to her as "Captain Sarcasm," a title she wears proudly. She is offended by poor spelling and grammar. She is the author of "Couch Potato Update," a blog rabidly followed by at least eleven. Carol is happy to share her misadventures as a "mature" suburban misfit mom!