Heather is a wife and mother to three beautiful, tidy and grateful children who make it difficult for her to ever complain about motherhood. You know what, screw it. I can't do this. I despise writing in the third person. I live in the Bible Belt, and if I curse they will start a prayer group. I'm a stay home mom, because my son has autism and I live in my car taking him to therapy. My life is legit crazy. One of my kids will not shut up and the other will not speak. Writing is my escape from the nuthouse I call home.