My husband and I created a tiny human. Unexpectedly. Twice. So we decided just to roll with it, moved to the suburbs, bought a minivan, got matching robes and slippers, and became expert neighbor-judgers. OK, only some of those are true- we drive a Ford Focus and I hate slippers. You can find me avoiding housework on social media or in front of my television. Secret talents include quickly memorizing song lyrics, guessing what year a movie was released, and forgetting which utility bill gets paid this week.
I just want to say funny things and have people agree.