Lisa Clark

Lisa Clark


Phone: (408)717-1699
Email: lisa.clark1@yahoo.com

I am a mom, wife, lover, cook, cleaner, teacher and doctor. I have the best little boy any Mom can wish for. Yes, he gets on my very last nerves a lot of the times but I wouldn't trade him or the lessons he teaches me for anything in this world. I have a loving yet annoying husband who puts up with my "stuff" and I put up with his. Sometimes, it seems like a fair trade but other times I think he got the best part of the deal.

I have been a fitness expert and diet guru for most of my life. Yo-yo dieting is my name and trying to lose weight is my game. I really think I have the worst metabolism in the entire universe. Growing up chubby I struggle to maintain my weight and boy the struggle is real.

In real life I am the office manager for a small circuit board company in the Silicon Valley. I have been in this industry since 1993 and I have finally come to the realization, this is it for me. I will most likely retire here. I do have a great boss and I am not saying this only because it's possible he may see this some day.

I am also a director and Oscar winner. Okay, maybe not but sometimes my acting is so great I feel like I should have an Oscar sitting in my bathroom. And, the productions I put on are definitely Oscar worthy.

I am a therapist to some but mostly to myself because I need all the great advice I can give. Ba-dum-tshh!

I am a loving yet grumpy sister and auntie to so many nieces and nephews sometimes, I can't keep track. I love them all dearly and there isn't a thing I wouldn't do for them. Well, I don't like to share my coffee so sorry kids, you are on your own for that one.

My life has been quite the roller coaster ride and still in my mid-forties the roller coaster is going and it's going fast. I wish it would slow down but I am learning to just enjoy the ride no matter what twists and turns it has. One day it will stop and I will be able to say that was the best damn ride ever!

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