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Freelance writer. Certified minivan road trip survival expert. Retired bar hopper. I love lazy dogs and sleeping children. My hobbies include extreme daydreaming.
Posts by lurkathomemom
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on May 26, 2016
Think you're getting everything you need out of your playgroup just because you visited 3 museums in the last week? Think again. Make sure you have these 5 different types of moms in your play date rotation. 1. The Energizer Mummy: It's...
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on May 10, 2016
1. This is why I send my kids to tee ball with walkie talkies. 2. Ugh. Parents today are so picky about coaches. 3. An app that syncs up crappy weather with soccer practice...get on that, Apple! ...
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on February 20, 2016
I don’t know about you, but the winter blues always hit me pretty hard. With those gray, sunless days, stir crazy kids, dangerous road conditions, and did I mention it’s cold as-f out there? But it isn’t all bad. I...
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on December 6, 2015
Finally, the most common parenting questions (according to me), answered (by me). You're welcome! Q: How can I tell if my 3 year old has enough ketchup on his plate? A: He doesn’t. Q: How do I know if it's...
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on November 20, 2015
Divorce Papers (For Her) from the Law Offices of Lurkathomemom. Lurk At Home Mom is a Self Proclaimed Divorce Attorney and Self Certified Life Coach. Please cite your reason(s) for divorce. Check all that apply. Keep in mind, if you check...
Blog Posted by lurkathomemom of Suburban Misfit Mom on November 4, 2015
Mommy Drinking Game: Amusement Park Edition 1. If you arrive at a local amusement park and one of your kids is already crying because it’s not Disney World, drink. 2. If you say “He’s two, so that’s free, right?” and...
